im makin’ bookstore money, ayyyy!
When I was a kid, I spent a lot of time in detention and being on punishment. Needless to say, the two kinda go hand in hand. Anyway, as with any disenfranchised member of society, my time spent in...
View Articledont rec with texas…
Sometimes I write raps. Sometimes I write blogs. Sometimes I write blogs about writing raps. Once, I even tried writing raps about writing blogs. But, to date, I have never sometimes written a blog...
View Articlebite me!
I like food. If you know anything about me…you know I like food. I’m down for food. I love it. I want to sex it. I love food so much, that sometimes it gets violent. I got that Ike and Tina love for...
View Articleinterviews: my pain, my misery, my balls.
Brace yourself. Im going to tell you something. And when I tell you this…you may be rendered comatose with chagrin. Chagrin is a dope word. People should use it more often. Like, “B*TCH! My dog just...
View Articlewriting trousers.
Whatever it is I’m doing in rap, I know this for a fact…I’m doing it in the wrong place. I mean, dont get me wrong, America’s great when it comes to things like: best dance crews, funniest home videos,...
View ArticleBrokeass Rapper.
Well, here’s something special. The host of TV’s “Young, Broke and Beautiful,” Brokeass Stuart, profiled me on his goddamn website. Why? Because I’m an awesome rapper? Possibly. Maybe because I’m an...
View Articlerec your life…
This is what it looks like when your friends are really good at rap AND really good at being completely disobedient of the San Francisco traffic laws. You and your friends should be more like me and my...
View Articlenov 25th @ blue lagoon…
Be there or be square. Or be there and be square. Either way, just be there. Plus, I dont really care if youre square, as long as youre there. But if youre not there and youre square, well, that just...
View ArticleFriday, May 18th. UNCW Graduation Party!
Yeah, you know what this is. It’s a celebration, bishes. Grab a drink, grab a glass… after that I grab yo’ a**…and then we’ll all sit in a semi-circle, indian style, and talk about how corny it is to...
View Articlemo’ shows, hoe!
….I’m sorry, you’re not really a hoe, I’ve just taken a liking to the word. I hope that doesnt discourage you from coming to any of these shows. But, if it does, or, you decide not to come to any of...
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